Ross: I don't want to be single, okay? I just. Joey: Strip joint! C'mon, you're single! Have some hormones! Monica: Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M., "I'll never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren." was what? A wrong number? Ross: I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well. (They all stare at him.) Did I say that out loud? Ross: No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know?Ĭhandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian. Joey: And you never knew she was a lesbian. Ross: No I don't, to hell with her, she left me! Ross: I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. Ross: No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay? Phoebe: Ooh! Oh! (She starts to pluck at the air just in front of Ross.) Monica: (to Ross) Let me get you some coffee. Monica: (explaining to the others) Carol moved her stuff out today. Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck. Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself. Monica: And they weren't looking at you before?!Ĭhandler: Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me! Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me. there.Ĭhandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex.Ĭhandler: Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.Ĭhandler: Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone. Phoebe: Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh! So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece? Joey: C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!Ĭhandler: All right Joey, be nice. Monica: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!
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